Rivers Laced With Beardly Blood (Beard Post Continued)

Since there is essentially nothing to do in Montana, a co-worker (Sam) suggested that we embark on a beard growing competition for the month of March (Manly March, as it's called apparently). Being experienced in the arena of all things related to a sweet stubble, I accepted the challenge. On the night of February 28th, my face sandpaper was stripped of its elegance and transformed into a baby-bottom smooth slate for a solid month of growing.

What Sam doesn't know is that I have a vast network of astute men (you all) who would just barely stop short of saying that they personally INVENTED the beard. If beard growing was Star Wars, KindaIntense contributors would be the Jedi Council.

Sam and I have come up with ideas on how to accurately judge the competition. The competition is going to be within the office we work, so it's going to be judged by our other co-workers by a simple poll. We have come up with the following categories so far:

1. Pure length of beard.
2. Survey of other co-workers to determine who looks better with unkempt beard after 1-month.
3. Survey of other co-workers to determine best beard style (on April 1st, Sam and I will come into the office with stylized facial hair after 1-month of pure growth).

My question is, what do you guys think would be some other categories? Or perhaps a suggestion for a style I should use ion April 1st? Your opinion is valued and needed!