Haiku Palindrome

 Racecar Ukiah.

A racecar, Racecar, RACECAR!

A Haiku Racecar

Whoa!1!1!

 So... apparently the school likes us, Craig and I won the election, so I'll actually be running things next year. that's pretty exciting. 

 

I know I wanted to update you guys on the campaign trail, but here's how it went down in a nutshell:

Craig and I talked to everyone we could possibly talk to, and asked for their support. I guess they started spreading the word, who in turn started spreading the word even more and well.... we won with 1346 votes to our competitors 1259 votes. 

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this is a 3d picture illustrating the sandwich I just bought from sub-way, and the incredibly careless way in which it was cut. For reference I included a 3d picture of a cube, drawn from the exact same angle.

Kinda Intense moment

A big ol' bee flew in my window and started causing a ruckus. I had to trap him in a cup and put him back outside. I was kinda worried about being stung, it was kinda intense.

Hot Damn!

 Oh man! So the campaign is heating up. Debates are happening Monday morning at 9:30 AM between Craig (my running mate) and Jorje (the opposition).

Happy Birthday Tomorrow!

Jonathan, as I understand it, today there will be people gathering in the celebration of your 25th birthday! So this is pretty much a birthday weekend, making this Youtube video right on time.

that is awesome!

that is awesome!

MU? MOO? MUUUUUUUUUU? Whatever....

So I decided, sorta kinda, on a whim, maybe? sort of? (I know there's strange punctuation in the middle of the sentance, but just think of it as inflection or something) to run for MU Office. 

 Vote Bidiman/McGowan

So far it has been an interesting endeavour. Craig Bidiman is my running mate and officially he's going for president, and I'm going for VP. 

 

I figured I might keep you updated on the campaign, just for fun. 

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oh yeah

also from the sounds of things, you're HIS running mate 

 M.U. <-----correction  and

 M.U. <-----correction 

and yeah, maybe I am his runningmate I guess? We see it as a mutual kinda thing, oh well though hahah

The True Squeegee!

For years I have been bothered by the title of a very commonly used object. Until KindaIntense really started to take off, I didn't have a true vessel to express my thoughts. With that, I want you to take a look at this picture and think about what you see:

 

 

If you answered "squeegee," then you are WRONG!! Let's analyze this...

The True Forces Behind "This Kiss"

Faith Hill's hit "This Kiss" is one of the highest acclaimed songs in popular country. But is this musical poetry a ballad to love, or is it a plea for help from a psychotic stalker?? It all comes down to one word - "centrifugal." This kind of motion she's referring to is actually a force that pulls an object away from the thing it is attached/ close to (usually while spinning really fast).  In order to maintain he allusion of attraction that the song is famous for, she'd need to change the word to "centripital," which is the force that prevents the object from being separated from its origin. But maybe this wasn't just a simple mistake. Maybe Faith Hill is singing about a different kind of love; that someone else has for her, but she doesn't want. It's easy for us to hear something and immediately apply meaning to it, but what if we were wrong? What if she did mean "centrifugal?" Let's see how the meaning of the song would change if we maintain the usage of the word, but apply its true connotation: